“Super Easy” Just like your mother! *Crickets and puking in the distance* Oh goddammit. “Best Player in the World” huh? That’s setting pretty high expectations for myself. *determined battle cry* Ohh ow… Wha..? Oh- OH GOD!! I wasn’t r- AH! My head! It barely poked t- oh… *chuckling* Hey… how’s it going there? Oh god!!
5 WAYS TO FIX MAN UTD! #1: Try playing with an actual striker! We could try playing with an actual striker… What? But we don’t have any actual strikers… What? I guess we could try and get Lukaku back… No! This is the striker you’re looking for. This is the striker we’re looking for. I’d
“Pongo VS Missles”, huh? DODGE ‘EM UP! You think I’m afraid of your furrrkin missles BRUH!!! Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh. Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh! AAAAARAGHARRHAAAAAHHH!!! The dildo was too big! You ain’t gonna get past my defence! I’ve improved the strength of my butt-cheeks and you ain’t NEEEVER gonna— OOHOHOHOH MY GOD! What— OH GOD! Alright, this time is going to
It’s the final minute… If Rashford scores, United will complete the most unlikely comeback since PSG bottled it last time! GOAL! Ole’s at the weel! Tell me how good does it feel? We knocked out George Michael! …knobhead! VAR! Marcus Rashford he’s Manc born and bred! The greatest of English football… We’ve won it all!
“Pogo Fight Rampage.” What the hell? Who are YOU?! Alright, press Space button. Well… (laughing) I’m s- terribly sorry about that. I seem to be doing this the wrong way. Something tells me I should be stabbing UP the butt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) BUT that doesn’t seem to be an option here. ‘Scuse me,
Simpson: Fore… Fore! Scott: Probably not the 1-iron. Kids club, awesome. I have to hit this? Spieth: I think the driver I’d be least looking forward to. Annnnd it’s the driver. Hit my driver? I was in between clubs there. I didn’t know how soft to hit it. It was close. I wish I had
He won’t score with his backs of G.O.A.T O M G Bicycles are for kids… …and Dutch people. I’d like to see Cristiano scored that in the MLS Instead of in a shitty little European competition. featuring a load of hast bees Bicycle kick? No problem! Ohhh scheiss; I think I’m out of the World
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